Good day happy people, and butt day sad people. Today it is cool out, which is great for the pedaling of the bicycle. I like it.

So people, it’s almost time for summer! Booyah! I like it I like it I like it. Make sure you all take advantage of the next few months. Keep rockin’ with your javascript, 3D, and video magic. But make sure you make time for the real world as well. Tada! Get in touch with all your friends you have not talked to since you started school, and get naked in the park and run around…maybe you’ll make some money. Yeah yeah!

Cheeeeeeeeeese,
Alex K

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Another Monday, another cruddy post.  Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! One would think it’s almost spring, but I think we all know better. Good ol’ Edmonton weather. Cheeeeeeeeeese! At least it isn’t raining men…yet. BARF!

It’s almost Friday! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Let us all run around in circles in the fresh snow wearing only underwear and wool socks. It is going to be great.

Barf

We should all strive not to have control over others, but to have control over ourselves.
– Alex K

Always remember: in this nation we have a LEGAL system not a JUSTICE system.

“Is there justice in a world gone crazy, where it’s survival of the FAT and LAZY!”
– Corporate Avenger

Run to the park and flash the old ladies sitting on the bench. One of them might have a stroke…the other one may not be quick enough. Tada!

Who then now? Yeah yeah!
It seems to me that the blogs that get the most response(s) are the bitchy ones. Complain, complain, complain and the masses flock to you. But! Say something witty or awesomely stupid, and the pelicans eat your hat! You are all going to melt. With turkey!

I love it,
Alex K

I posted this somewhere else, but I want it here…for a not so apparent reason:

One time I ate something I wasn’t supposed to, but I wanted to, so I did. Then I stared at a wall for a while. The wall smiled for me. I was friends with the wall. Then I closed my eyes. There I met someone. Someone I truly cared for, and I could not even comprehend how much they cared for me. The amount of joy I found in this meeting made me cry. I was not able to explain this feeling of absolute comfort.

Wow, that was supposed to be a stupid-funny post, but I guess it was not meant to be. Yeah, that was back in my younger days of ‘fun’ times. Booze and such. Good times, I guess. I almost always found some sort of celestial comfort when I got really high, and it always made me feel so wonderfully good. It’s quite amazing because nowadays I sometimes get that same kind of comfort with a completely sober mind/body.

I can explain, but I don’t want to right now.

Eat my shorts, Heh heh heh.

Pee Knus

It’s not about golf, it’s about ham! Breath in the air from your butt. But remember not to smell the roses…they are actually elf feet! Stinky!

Melts in your butt, not in the sand.
Jazz hands,
Alex K